“Alles Dubai” is a German-language pop single by virtual artist Carla Montecarli. With humor and a wink, the track playfully “settles accounts” with the Dubai hype—joking about Dubai-style on schnitzel, döner, or even pizza (sorry, Italians 😅). It keeps the fun—yes, Dubai chocolate still gets love 🍫🤎💚—while asking: do we really need the trend everywhere?